Just something I heard today...

On the way to school this morning, I overheard a girl saying that, for Halloween, she dressed up as a "post-modern Alice in Wonderland."

...Now, I'm not going to pass judgement on Pretentious McSnootypants, but how does one dress up as a post-modern anything? Whatever. I'm just waiting for her next Halloween costume: Post-Colonial Snow White.

P.S. Hi Sandy!